
"Hewwo evwybuddy. It is me, Snoopy Boo, talking to yoo now. I hate baseball season, 'cuz sumtimes Mommy makes we wear dis jacket an' aldo I wook cute in it, I don't wike it! Take it off me Mommy!

"Hola evweebuddee. It ees mee, Smoke Edward Bones Meissner the First! I am on crumb patrol under dee table, hoping dat Papi drops sumtheeng for mee to eet! We are haveeng fun here at our howse. Eet ees nice outside, so wee can go out an' playy. We like dat!

Smoke says: "Dat's our Mami and Papi. Dey wikes each udder wots, but dey do dat mushy stuff an' we run and hide 'til dey are dun, so dey can take us outside, wight Snoopy?"
Snoopy says: "Dats wight Smokey! Wast night, Mommy hadda go to da big dokker pwace, but she is okay. Daddy sez dat Jimmy wuz just dancin' 'wound too much and he's not weady to come oudda Mommy's tummy yet. Me an' Smokey can't wait do', 'cuz we wanna pway wif our widdle bwudder!"